if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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