their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I don't think brook has ever known best
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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