He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
