Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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