I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
