Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
The air taste purple.
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