I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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