Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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