After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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