Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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