I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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