Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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