I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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