I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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