Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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