I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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