Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she pinky promised me she was 18
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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