I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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