I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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