Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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