Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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