Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
time to smoke my breakfast
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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