I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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