Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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