I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You've changed since you got that strap on
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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