eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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