No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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