id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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