I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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