yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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