she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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