it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
