Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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