Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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