no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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