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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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