And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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