Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he thought i was a dude.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Randomize
