I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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