i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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