We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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