New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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