i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
