Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
