bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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