the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
