You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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