She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
