I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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