do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
