Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
love makes seman taste better
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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