i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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